I once played a guitar chord so loud I made myself sterile.
Author: Donal Murphy
Donal Murphy is an Oscar award winning spoofer with a tendency to be entirely fictional. He's more of a conformist than a real rebel. But, despite his many flaws - he knows Dublin almost as well as the menu at Leo Burdock's where he only ever orders the same thing. More recently Donal was photographed in his finest tracksuit shaking hands with Collin Farrell at Grafton Barbers in the IFSC, which to date is the finest day of his life.